You bought Slackware 1.0 from a guy in a trench coat when you were in high school because your mom couldn't afford a CD-RW drive, just a CD-ROM, and you configured the whole thing manually, every config file, every module, every daemon, by hand…
"The thing that rushes and the thing that stays still are both trying to survive. The format you use depends on whether your survival looks like movement or looks like a stone."
— Patty, 4AM, on tuna vs pallas cats